Dziek10000

Hello?

Today is May 5th 2020, and that means I - Dziek Dyes-Bolt - am 10,000 days old.

To celebrate such an important milestone I  made this: Dziek10000, a 10,000 word collection of nonsense written almost entirely  by me.

Because I  love to leave things to the last minute, this book isn't formatted very well.   It's barely been proofread if I'm honest.  

It's an ePub, which the internet leads me to believe will work with almost all Book Places apart from Kindles. I  can't imagine anyone was going to do that, but I'll try and fix it anyway.

It's currently PWYW.   I feel I  should mention it might not even work. I've (sort of) tested it in the Google Play  Books  app.  I  could at least read the first sentence.

I  hope one day I'll fix it, but who can say.

The important thing is that I technically did it. Look. This is the proof.  

I  love a good technicality I  do.

enjoy